Procrastination you old dog

The Basics
Name: Jared
Height: 172 cm
Shoe size: 9
Hair color: Very Dark Brown
Siblings: One of each, both younger
Eyes: Brown
Hometown: Christchurch, Canterbury, New Zealand
Current Home: The House of Heresy
Favorite Places: the beach, Victoria Park, Kiwi Ranch, Christmas
Favorite Sodas: RCD or Ginger Beer, or LLB
Favorite Games: Settlers and variants thereof, Risk LoTR
Favorite Food: Meat
Favorite Book: LoTR, Narnia
Favorite Place to Eat: Lone Star, Blue Jean
Favorite Fancy Place: Erm...
Favorite Hobby: Movies/DVDs
Friends: Edible
Favorite Show: Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs, Arrested Development
Favorite News: TV3
Favorite Dog: Golden Retriever or German Shepard although my parents puppy is gorgeous, she's a Pyrenean Mountain Dog
Favorite Sports: Swimming, biking
Favorite Fruits: Apples, Oranges, Watermelon, Strawberries, and Apricots
Favorite Song: Beautiful Day by U2 with many a very close second
Steak or Lobster: Steak if I had to make a choice but it is a tough call
Favorite Colour: Blue
Favorite Weather: Norwester


You…
You have a crush on someone: ...that would be telling...
You wish you could live somewhere else: Why move to a lesser city
You think about suicide: Yep ... from an analytical nihilistic non-Christian view point. Not as a possibility for myself
You believe in online dating: Yeah like I believe in little wee men that scuttle around hiding behind stuff
You want more piercings: Like I want a colonic lavage
You like cleaning: Take a look at my room and then ask me that again
You like roller coasters: Yep
You write in cursive or print: Print
You last talked to: My flat mate
You last did laundry: Thursday
You last prayed: Tonight


For or Against:
Long distance relationships: Against
Killing people: Arguable
Teenage smoking: Against
Driving drunk: Against
Gay/Lesbian relationships: Against
Soap operas: Against
Iraq occupation: Arguable


Have You…
Ever cried over a girl: Nope
Ever cried over a boy: Nope
Ever been in a fist fight: Yep
Ever been arrested: Nope
Ever had a friend die: Nope
Ever dated a cousin: Nope
Ever used a gun: Nope
Ever finished a puzzle: Yep
Ever got surgery: Yep
Ever got beat up: Yep
Ever hated someone: Yep
Ever made a huge mistake: Yep
Ever tried any drugs: Nope


What
Shampoo do you use: Schwartzkopf
Shoes do you wear: Vans
Are you scared of: Life
Do you sleep in: Boxers
Did you eat for lunch: Spaghetti on Toast
Is love: Love is pain and then you die
Is a player: someone who puts on a jersy for 90 minutes of glory


Number
Of times I have had my heart broken?: ...
Of hearts I have broken?: None that I know of
Of times my name has been involved in drama?: None that I know of
Of scars on my body?: Many!
Of things in my past that I regret? Enough
Of drugs you have taken: None
Of accidents you been in: At least 5
Of people you broke up with? ...


Favorite
Five letter word: Cucumber
Actor/Actress: Jim Carrey/Angelina Jolie
Comedian: Jim Carrey
Candy: Starbursts
Cartoon: Bugs Bunny
Cereal: whatever's in the cupboard
Day(s) of the week: Friday and Saturday
Least fave day: Monday
Flower(s): ...
Shapes: Triangles
Jello flavor: Blue
Summer/Winter: Summer, so much goodness abounds in summer like beaches and swimming and waterskiing and bbq's and Christmas and ...


Person who last…
Slept in your bed: Me
Saw you cry: Um, anyone want to own up?
Made you cry: Um, anyone want to own up? maybe God
You went to the movies with: Brother
Yelled at you: most probably my sister
Sent you an email: me ol' man


Have you ever…
Said "I love you" and meant it?: Yes
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Nope
Kept a secret from everyone?: Yep
Cried during a movie?: Does having your eyes become moist count
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block?: Nope
Planned your week based on the TV Guide?: Not the whole week
Been on stage?: Yep
Apples or Bananas?: Apples
What was the last meal you ate?: Tea
Last noise you heard?: Cathedral of Sound CD
Last smell you sniffed?: Tea
Last time you went out of town?: After Michelle's 21st when A.J. and I took a random excursion to Rangiora


Friendship/Love
Who was your first peck on the lips?: ...
Who was the last person you kissed?: ...
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Ask me after I die
Do you want children one day & if so, how many?: Yep, at least one boy
Most important things to you in a friendship are?: I don't know, ability to communicate meaningfully and being able to relate to each other


Random Stuff
Criminal record?: I plead the fifth
Do you speak any other languages?: Nope
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: CDs, DVDs, photo(album)s
Thing you dislike about yourself the most?: Suggestions
Worst feeling in the world?: Exams
Whom you love: JC, my friends, my family
Whom you miss: My mates who aren't in the city at the moment


Your…
Nickname(s): J Boy, May-trix, Apoc, J-Poc, Morpheus, the Prophet, the dude with the hair, Suzy
Initials: JEM
How old do you look?: depends on whether I'm clean shaven or not. Early 20s when clean shaven. Late 20s when unshaven.
How old do you act?: any age ranging from 14 upwards
Braces: Are holding the house up nicely thanks for asking
Do you have any pets?: Nope, but the parentals have one of each
You get embarrassed?: on occasion
What upsets you?: Boppers